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May 15, 2005

Yeah, that’s right.

Mountain Dew says I’m Darth Freaking Vader over here.

And Mountain Dew is an authority on Sith acknowledgement, as we all know. It says so right there on the can.

But I wonder how they found me out in all my Force-wielding stealthiness?

Maybe it’s my long black cape, helmet and artificial breathing aperatus that keeps me alive due to my excessive lightsaber lacerations and lava burns. Also the fact that I was born a whiny Canadian and then suddenly aged to become a sixty-year-old British man in the span of forty years.

And let’s not forget my inate ability to harness the Dark Side and strangle people … WITH MY MIND!