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June 6, 2008

1. Now that she’s available once again, I wonder if I’ll have a chance with Shania Twain. Will I need to move to Canada, I wonder? Wouldn’t moving to Canada be worth it even if I never meet her — meeting Ms. Twain is less likely to happen than me moving to Canada…or getting a girlfriend this year.

2. I like that Eddie Griffin (allegedly) beat the crap out of some guy who made fun of his momma. Chivalry, apparently, isn’t dead yet.

3. People make me sick. I can’t stand videos like the one where the old guy gets hit by a car and no one stops to help. Sure, four people called 911, but then what? They just…looked at him and did nothing. No one tried to stop traffic. No one pulled over. The car behind the one that hit the guy didn’t track down the hit and run driver and squeal on his ass. Makes me sick.

4. As much as I absolutely despise Martha Stewart and anyone else with the same, snobby WASP veneer, I have to admit that she did look hot in those medical scrubs she wore a few weeks back. I have a thing for women in uniform, and Martha had it goin’ on. So long as she wears a uniform of some kind, I would totally hit Martha Stewart. Sexually.

5. Heidi Montag and that ugly guy must be stopped. In fact, all the people on The Hills, shows like it, and the types of people who are portrayed in shows like Gossip Girl, Desperate Housewives, Sex and The City and other douche bagy shows, plus the people who idolize those characters or ARE those characters (Paris Hilton, Richie, Kim Kardashian, et al) must be shot.

6. I think Tyra Banks is a lesbian…or at least bi-curious. Whichever, it just makes her hotter. Tyra Banks is also clearly insane, which I also love. No, insane isn’t PC. Tyra is…eccentric? Outspoken? She’s hot, whatever she is. Sure she was a supermodel back in the day but she’s still gorgeous. In fact, considering her insa…er, outspokenness, she should bring herself on her show and interview her…try to get deep into Tyra’s life and see what’s up with her. Tyra Banks asks Tyra Banks 10 questions she’s never been asked before. Now THAT’s good tee-vee.

7. Tonight is Battlestar Galactica. I’m still onboard and I will enjoy this week’s episode thoroughly. Now, please excuse me, but I must go and get myself some Mexican food. Shouldn’t be hard to do here in south Texas. Aww, yeah.

8. Oh, and speaking of violence at the office, go check out this video when you have the chance.