About — Impossible FX Dot Com: Confessions Of A Freelance Photographer is the official personal blog of American freelance photographer, author and independent filmmaker Jason R. Johnston. Powered by WordPress 2.6.1, its fuel is imagination. It likes Firefox, Mac OS X and Apple iPhone.
The Ride on the Way Over
December 13, 2005

En route to a shoot I was almost involved in a serious car accident. Click to listen to my audio post from the cell phone afterward.

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Posted by Jason at 4:31 pm under Audio Blog, Life Story | No Comments
Metallic Bliss
July 15, 2005

Driving through a Friday evening drizzle, I was late for a wedding rehearsal when I phoned in this audioblog. Keep in mind I’m half-asleep, driving and talking on the phone. And to myself, no less.

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Posted by Jason at 5:39 pm under Audio Blog | No Comments
Early Morning Gibberish
July 13, 2005

I’m going insane. Thankfully, with free nighttime minutes, my insanity doesn’t cost me anything.

Part I: It’s 5 am and I say the word “retarded” because it’s MY blog!

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Part II: About my ordering new parts for my broken laptop.

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Part III: I press “1″ again and sing “I’m A Little Teacup”.

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Posted by Jason at 5:14 am under Audio Blog | No Comments
Whitley Streiber Is Full of Crap

Early one Wednesday morning I was reading a famous series of books about an author’s repeated abductions by extraterrestrials. I was both sleepy and terrified.

Part I:

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Part II:

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Part III:

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Belated Birthday
July 11, 2005

Yesterday was my birthday and I am now twenty-six years old. Today I made my first audioblog … you can tell.

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Posted by Jason at 10:59 pm under Audio Blog | No Comments